I DEMAND MATTHEW SWANSON COME CLEAN
Question: Matthew Swanson is a student at either a public or private university. His education is being subsidized in part by yours and mine tax dollars. We have a right to know what, if any, immoral and/or illegal sexual activities he is engaging in on our dime. For clarification, most religions view premarital sex, masturbation, homosexuality and bestiality as immoral behavior. Most, if not all states consider bestiality illegal. Some states consider homosexuality illegal. Some states consider sodomy illegal, even if performed on spouse. I DEMAND MATTHEW SWANSON ADMIT TO ANY IMMORAL AND/OR ILLEGAL BEHAVIOR HE ENGAGES IN WHILE THE BENEFICIARY OF OUR KIND HEARTED WELFARE SYSTEM! Since the president must be treated as any other citizen(Even though any other citizen who lied in a civil case about sex would not be prosecuted, if the lie was determined to nonmaterial, as Clintons was) according to Matthew Swanson, because we pay his salary and provide him with living quarters. I demand Matthew Swanson for once in his pathetically protected life behave like a man and come clean about his behavior while taking our tax dollars that could be spent on starving children in Appalachia rather than his rather pointless education.
Answer: It’s really rather simple. Even someone with such an obvious lack of critical thinking skills as yourself should be able to understand this, but since you don’t seem to get it I’ll try again. You have stated that the public has a right to know any and all of the details surrounding clintons sex life because we are paying his salary, providing his housing, etc.. You are being subsidized while in college by public tax dollars. If not directly then indirectly (although if you’re planning on a student loan you’re getting direct assistance). Therefore, based on your logic, we have a right to know all about your sex life (but only the real stuff, no imaginary things please). So whats the problem? It’s so impossible for you to understand why clinton would lie about sex because he finds it embarrasing, you should be able to supply the answers readily. You are the beneficiary of the welfare system and by your own words owe all of us a detailed accounting of your deviant and immoral practices. Of course clinton should be investigated for high crimes and misdemeanors and if found guilty then removed from office. However, after years of investigation by a prosecutor with unlimited resources, the best they seem to have are: sex with a willing partner, lying about that sex in a civil case and trying to cover up said sex. These are not high crimes and misdemeanors so they do not merit his removal from office but they do merit censure.
People ask me why I like clinton even though i’m not really a liberal, there are a few things he’s done that I like: signed nafta and the roth ira into being (and don’t tell me he didn’t have anything to do with either, they came in under his watch). Really the reason I sort of like him is that he and I are similar in that we both came from poor southern families and were able to rise against that and make something of ourselves without the privileged background people as yourself have obviously enjoyed.
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